US Election – on a day not too far away

My fellow Americans, on the eve of the day we head to the polls once again I urge you to consider a vote for Bloz Blogovic, the only real option we have. The man who will make America great again.

‘But he’s a serial killer!’

No, I’ll correct you there. He is a former serial killer, former serial killer. There’s an important distinction there. Yes, Mr Blogovic was formerly a serial killer, a fact he has never tried to back away or hide from. But he served his time…

‘He murdered fifteen people!’

… if I may finish! Mr Blogovic served his time, he paid his dues, and look at him now. Look at how he has turned his life around. A successful businessman and millionaire. Bloz Blogovic represents everything that makes America great. A nation that offers a man a second chance, to atone for his sins. He took that opportunity with both hands and ran with it.

‘Are you serious? All he has offered is a few empty slogans and platitudes. He has no policies of substance whatsoever. He’s a completely self-absorbed narcissist, a sociopath, a racist and a misogynist.’

I’m deadly serious. Look at everything my candidate has achieved since those admittedly dark days. Building his own successful business empire, starting out as a working class man, with a cleaning company.

‘Yes, cleaning up crime scenes.’

Dark and messy work that nobody else would do.

‘Well he had plenty of experience in the area, didn’t he? Given that he created so many crime scenes of his own.’

You see, that sort of attitude right there is exactly what is killing America.

‘I’m killing America? He’s got a head start!’

That sneering leftist establishment attitude, that tries to dictate to the American people, how they should think and feel, when they have been completely disenfranchised, excluded from the democratic process, have no jobs and their lives have been torn apart.

‘He killed people, and ruined people’s lives. You cannot ignore the facts.’

Okay, okay, but let’s examine that in more detail. Nine of those so called “victims” were prostitutes. Another three of them were illegal immigrants. Not one of those people held down a regular job and paid taxes, not one! So I ask you, what contribution were those people making to this great nation?

‘I can’t believe you are telling us this with a straight face. President Trump was bad enough. President Kardashian was even worse, but this, this is beyond the pale. Is there no common decency left in the world? Is this what democracy has sunk to?’

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Okay, that was just me venting my spleen on the day Donald Trump became President of the USA.  Something is happening across Western democracies, and it isn’t pleasant. Trump, Brexit, the resurgence of One Nation in Australia. There’s a growing surge of economic resentment among the former middle classes who feel disenfranchised by the establishment, which is being successfully exploited by right wing extremists and channelled into a racially divisive response.

The left and the humanists (not always one and the same) have been caught napping, and they need to fucking wake up and start mobilising and activating now. Start winning back the middle ground.

Otherwise, I have no doubt whatsoever that people will elect a Kardashian as the President of the United States. Australians would elect Shane Warne as Prime Minister in a heartbeat. He ticks all the boxes:

Sporting legend – Reality television star – Frightfully ignorant bogan (i.e. anti-establishment).

This is our future, unless we act now.